Eminem "One Shot!"

Change the words to your fav song!

I was listening to this song on REPEAT as I prepared for my Gotham Stand Up Show...

"Look, if you had one shot, one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted in one moment...

Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Her palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy. There's vomit on her sweater already, mom's spaghetti.

She's nervous, but on the surface she looks calm and ready.

To drop bombs, but she keeps on forgetting what she wrote down, the whole crowd goes so loud.

She opens her mouth, but the words won't come out.

She's chokin, now everybody's jokin now. The clock's run out, time's up over. Bloah! 

Snap back to reality, oh there goes gravity. Oh, there goes rabbit, she choked. She's so mad, but she won't give up that easy, NO. 

She won't have it , she knows her whole back's to these ropes.

It don't matter, she's dope.

She knows that, but she's broke.

She's so stagnant, she knows

when she goes back to her mobile home, that's when it's Back to the lab again. Yo, 

this whole rhapsody. 

She better go capture this moment and hope it don't pass her. 

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment

You own it, you better never let it go.

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment.

You own it, you better never let it go.

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

This soul's escaping, through this hole that is gaping.

This world is mine for the taking.

Make me QUEEN ;), as we move toward a new world order.

A normal life is boring, but superstardom's close to post mordem. 

It only grows harder, homey grows hotter.

She blows its all over, these hoes is all on her.

Coast to coast shows, she's known as the globetrotter.

Lonely roads, God only knows

She's grown farther from home, she's no father. 

She goes home and barely knows her own daughter. But hold your nose 'cause here goes the cold water these hoes don't want her no mo, she's cold product. They moved on to the next schmoe who flows. She noes dove and sold nada. 

So the soap opera is told and unfolds

I suppose it's old partner, but the beat goes on. 

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. 

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment.

You own it, you better never let it go.

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

No more games, I'm a change what you call rage.

Tear this mothaf**kin roof off like 2 dogs caged. 

I was playin in the beginnin, the mood all changed. 

I been chewed up and spit out and booed off stage.

But I kept rhymin and stepwritin the next cypher.

Best believe somebody's payin the pied piper.

All the pain inside amplified by the fact that I can't get by with my 9 to 5.  And I can't provide the right type of life for my family. 

Cause man, these goddam food stamps don't buy diapers. 

And theres no movie, there's no Mekhi Phifer, this is my life.

And these times are so hard and it's getting even harder. 

Tryin to feed and water my seed, plus Teeter Totter caught up between being a mother and a prima donna.

Baby mama drama's screamin on too much for me to wanna...

Stay in one spot, another day of monotony. 

Has gotten me to the point, I'm like a snail. 

I've got to formulate a plot or end up in jail or shot. 

Success is my only mothaf**kin option, failure's not. 

Mom, I love you, but this trailer has got to go. 

I cannot grow old in salem's lot. 

So here I go, this is my shot.

Feet fail me not, 'cause maybe the only opportunity that I got. 

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. 

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

You better lose yourself in the music, the moment. 

You own it, you better never let it go

You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow...

This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.

You can do anything you set your mind to Woman!"

Today, change the words to your favorite hearty jam to fit what you need to get you GOING...

"Back to the lab again!!!"

Xoxo