"Trick or Treat?" ;) Hooker Time!

Sexy Yoda, I am!

"Trick or Treat" always sounded like a phrase a Hooker would say to her John. 

Maybe it's Bc of the Hooker phrase "Turning tricks".

Halloween has always been a chance to wear a skirt soooo short your puss is hangn out. 
Maybe that's why I think it's Hooker Talk.

Anyone would be lying if they said they haven't used Halloween as a chance to be someone else! 

Your favorite character, hero, funny idea, ironic play on words...

Or hooker! 

It's the oldest occupation so it's great to see it's still being represented in our culture! 

Just under the guise of Slutty Punk Rock, Almost Naked Movie Star...

Sexy...Nurse

Sexy...Police Man

Sexy...Maid

Sexy...(Insert any profession)

This year, I am going as...

Sexy...Hooker. 

Really, there isn't anything more Sexy. 

Today, Who are you gonna BE?!?!

This is your chance to slip into another skin. Use it! Don't be LAME! Cat head bands don't count. Talkn head to toe dress up here! With voice changes and posture adjustments. BE NOT YOU. Step into someone else ;)

Happy Halloween!!!

Xoxo