Air Guitar

This is a Deal Breaker. 

I'm serious. 

A person could be an absolute KNOCK OUT to me...

The second they do Air Guitar it's over. 

I'm serious. 

My lady wiener deflates. 

Why??? 

Bc...

Unless, you play guitar it's super cheesy to mock playing it. 

Air Piano is fine. 

Air Harmonica totally cool. 

Air Sax okay. 

Air Guitar...

It's OVA. 

Today, do you have an irrationally rational unsexy action that if done you are done?!?! 

I have a bestie who's lady boner inverts at the sight of a man twisting his hips. Salsa dancers are out of the question for her!!! Once, a guy uses his hips on the dance floor she sits down. Literally, can not and will not continue to dance with the guy. 

This sounds so superficial and cray town, right?!?! But...better for people to know what they like...& Def...Know what they don't like. 

(Insert NON-Air Guitar solo) 

;) 

Xoxo