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Celery Lesson

Sunday, September 27, 2015

Mindlessly chopping away at Celery stalks when a little voice inside said "Hurry up & get this over with Bc you are probably cutting it wrong."

Soooo odd. 

But...

That's how I FEEL about chopping. 

Like, my mom is going to correct how I did it & I'll be ridiculed and I just won't get it right. 

That's messed up. 

And straight up stupid. 

Bc...

Anyone can freakn chop. 

I stop myself from chopping veggies Bc I assume I'll be doing them wrong. Even if it's a dish only I will see. 

Soooo weird!

Silly. 

Not life changing adjustment here. Yet, worth takn a closer look at. 

It's time to embrace my journey to becoming the new Chop Champ :)))

Today, any residual leftover gunk?!? 

When you hear that little voice inside sayn anything messed up, Stop and Question it!!!

Chop that crap talk right out! 
;)

Xoxo
Ps: 2nd pic...Wound up switching to use my good knives after the talk with myself! Woot! Woot! 

4 comments:

  1. Chop however you want! I do! lol My pieces come out all uneven but as long as it tastes good I don't care how UGLY it is :)

    Also, get a slap chop or use the food processor! I do that ALL THE TIME :)

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  2. So true!!! Who cares! Now my goal is to get fast at chopping like a chef! Bc now I'm like the Swedish Chef on the Muppets! Throwing everything around & nothing gets in the pot! Going to google the slop chop now...!!!

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    1. You have your little prep food processor- that's more than perfect for all of your chopping needs haha

      I will literally put in a 1/2 onion in there sometimes just because I don't want to smell like onions or cry hahaha

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  3. Isn't that funny! I have never used it to chop. What a dumb a**! Lol. *Face plant.* I have the big Cuisinart too & that I just am too lazy to drag out. So silly! Def going to use your idea for chopping onions.

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U da Bomb! thanks for commenting xo

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