Friend or Foe?

Every morning we decide if we will be a friend to ourselves or a foe. 

Ya know this already...

Yadda yadda...

Am I right?!?!?

So how the f*ck do you stop the FOE'n?!?

Dunno. 

Not sure anyone does. 

They may give you snake oil advice and say...

"Positive thinking"

NO 

"the Secret"

NO 

"Transendental Meditation"

NO 

Insert the latest and greatest Self-Help device...

Whatevs! 

I am trying the simplest thing. 

I wake up.. 

And shout "Hell Yeah!"

Like, I would if I was 10 and high fiving my best friend Bc I was so excited to play with them. 

Same friggn thing. 

High five yourself in the morning. 

Decide that the assh*le in your head is going to be your friend. 

And when he acts like a d*ck, take your basketball home and leave him flat. 

I said when Bc, you know that assh*le in your head doesn't know how to behave. 

When that happens. 

NO high fives. 

Yell...

"Hell NO!" 

(In your head crazy pants.)

Today, "Hell Yeah!" yourself with me! 

Try this tomorrow morning. 

As soon as you sit up in bed. Before, you put your footsies on the ground...

Yell out with me 

"Hell Yeah!" 

Tomorrow I'm gonna High Five myself too. ;) 

Xoxo

Ps: 🙏 high five hands are just a prayer away :)))