PUNK ROCK SELF-HELP

Last MoFo Pile.

Wednesday, March 2, 2016

This BIOTCH. 
Will. 
Not. 
Die. 

For serious, serious. 

I need help!!!

Damn KonMari never had hoarding tendencies like this gal. 

Joy?!?

Who cares about Joy?!?!

KonMari says to hold every item to see if it sparks Joy. 

K...

No Joy sparked. 

But...

My cheap a$$ inner voice screams..."Hell NO! You can't get rid of THAT. Then you'll have to buy another button down that will probably be Joyless. Too! Bc button downs are button downs. They are for buttoning up to go to work. And unbuttoning when you get home from work to be a human again."

Then...

In a low whisper the button down shirt starts pleading with me..."I'm only one wittle shirt. No one will ever know..."

Ah!!!!!

You dumb Mofo's are wasting my time. 

Grrrr! 

The struggle is real, my people. 

Today, Do your clothes talk to you? Seriously? For real, asking this question. 

Mine only seem to speak when I'm breaking up with them. 

Grrr. 

But...
According to KonMari they are ALWAYS speaking. 

Deep. 

I'm not happy about this :/
But...
I'm GOING to be happy about this :):/:):):/

Sooo hard for me!!!

Also, I should mention that KonMari's voice sounds very condescending & judgey. 

In my head. 

;)

Xoxo

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