5 ways to get into my pants...

I was texting with my dirty a** BFF. And she said that I had a type. I was like Hell No!!! All of my pursuits have been their own unique beings. 

It's never nice to objectify. ;) 

Then I texted her this...

5 ways to get into my pants...

1) crew cut. Talking like when you were 10years old and in Boy Scouts. That short. 

2) Guinee tee. Sauce stain bonus. 

3)guns. Big shoulders. Monster back. 

4) crooked teeth (or one major imperfection.) 

5) beard. 

Bahahahah. 

She sent her 5 must haves to even get to the pants stage. 

Today, What's your must have checklist for pants dropping?!?

Like this is just to get into the pants. 

But...

Panty drop is the next checklist I'm thinking. ;) 

Xoxo

Ps: Fight Club is one of my fav movies and this is probably the best representation of the total physical package.