My Christmas “trip toy”

(Forgot, I had the hat on and went to pee during the night & was so HAPPY!!!)

When I would do any kind of a hallucinogenic, inadvertently I would always have a toy on me. 

Never realized I did this. 

Till I was hanging with my ex and his Bff when his boy grabbed my skull cap. 

I got real silent. 

Almost, like when a baby is about to lose their sh*t before a big ole tantrum. 

Like dangerously silent. 

My ex turned to his boy and said, “That wasn’t nice give Betsy back her trip toy.” 

Bahahahahhahaah

I had NEVER heard of that before!!!

A “trip toy?!?!”

Well...

It’s a thing. 

And I got it bad. 

Turns out my getting to trying the drugs later in life made me miss out on all the lingo. 

So...

I have been wearing my Christmas “Slay/Bells” hat non-stop for 12 days. 

Honest. 

I shop in it. 

Dance in it. 

Sleep in it. (Not kidding. Kinda gross I know but, you prob pick your nose so...;) 

Anyhoot! 

I am seriously having separation anxiety from my hat. 

It a hat. 

Just a thing. 

But...

It brought me soooo much JOY! And other people too! The lady at Macy’s loved it! She wanted me to turn in it on! & of course I did!!! Just waiting to be asked if it flashes. 

“Yeah it does!!!”

Not. 

Any.

More. 

Today, Do you have a holiday “trip toy?!” Fav ugly sweater?!?? Dangly draddle earrings?!? Light up Santa tie that’s a hoot!! 

God, I LOVE the holidays for the corn. 

Gonna miss it...

Xoxo