(Forgot, I had the hat on and went to pee during the night & was so HAPPY!!!)
When I would do any kind of a hallucinogenic, inadvertently I would always have a toy on me.
Never realized I did this.
Till I was hanging with my ex and his Bff when his boy grabbed my skull cap.
I got real silent.
Almost, like when a baby is about to lose their sh*t before a big ole tantrum.
Like dangerously silent.
My ex turned to his boy and said, “That wasn’t nice give Betsy back her trip toy.”
Bahahahahhahaah
I had NEVER heard of that before!!!
A “trip toy?!?!”
Well...
It’s a thing.
And I got it bad.
Turns out my getting to trying the drugs later in life made me miss out on all the lingo.
So...
I have been wearing my Christmas “Slay/Bells” hat non-stop for 12 days.
Honest.
I shop in it.
Dance in it.
Sleep in it. (Not kidding. Kinda gross I know but, you prob pick your nose so...;)
Anyhoot!
I am seriously having separation anxiety from my hat.
It a hat.
Just a thing.
But...
It brought me soooo much JOY! And other people too! The lady at Macy’s loved it! She wanted me to turn in it on! & of course I did!!! Just waiting to be asked if it flashes.
“Yeah it does!!!”
Not.
Any.
More.
Today, Do you have a holiday “trip toy?!” Fav ugly sweater?!?? Dangly draddle earrings?!? Light up Santa tie that’s a hoot!!
God, I LOVE the holidays for the corn.
Gonna miss it...
Xoxo
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