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My Christmas “trip toy”

Tuesday, December 26, 2017


(Forgot, I had the hat on and went to pee during the night & was so HAPPY!!!)

When I would do any kind of a hallucinogenic, inadvertently I would always have a toy on me. 


Never realized I did this. 


Till I was hanging with my ex and his Bff when his boy grabbed my skull cap. 


I got real silent. 

Almost, like when a baby is about to lose their sh*t before a big ole tantrum. 

Like dangerously silent. 


My ex turned to his boy and said, “That wasn’t nice give Betsy back her trip toy.” 


Bahahahahhahaah


I had NEVER heard of that before!!!


A “trip toy?!?!”


Well...

It’s a thing. 

And I got it bad. 

Turns out my getting to trying the drugs later in life made me miss out on all the lingo. 


So...


I have been wearing my Christmas “Slay/Bells” hat non-stop for 12 days. 


Honest. 

I shop in it. 

Dance in it. 

Sleep in it. (Not kidding. Kinda gross I know but, you prob pick your nose so...;) 


Anyhoot! 

I am seriously having separation anxiety from my hat. 


It a hat. 

Just a thing. 


But...


It brought me soooo much JOY! And other people too! The lady at Macy’s loved it! She wanted me to turn in it on! & of course I did!!! Just waiting to be asked if it flashes. 


“Yeah it does!!!”


Not. 

Any.

More. 


Today, Do you have a holiday “trip toy?!” Fav ugly sweater?!?? Dangly draddle earrings?!? Light up Santa tie that’s a hoot!! 


God, I LOVE the holidays for the corn. 


Gonna miss it...


Xoxo 


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