Mirror Mirror on the Wall, Who is the Baddest B*tch of them All?

You KNOW the answer! YOU!!! You are the Baddest B*tch of them All! You are the smartest, most funnest, BEST version of You! Bc you are the ONLY version!

 Stand in front of the Mirror today & say this with me:

 I am Betsy Mother F*cking Hoffman.

 Your turn!

 I am _______Mother F*cking ________.
 Smile & repeat as necessary ;)

 (Unlike me if you are a dainty lady, switch out the F-bomb for DARN! Personally, I need the bomb in there for emphasis ;)

 Now Tell Me Again: Whooooo Are YOU?!?!?!?!