The cover story was based on attachment parenting methods where woman are trying to prevent their children from feeling detached by giving breast milk longer...
Yadda...Yadda...
We are so concerned & even outraged with a Mother breast feeding her child until 5 or 6.
But...
It's universally accepted that most people until the day they die will drink Cow's BREAST MILK.
Isn't that odd?
I am a full grown ADULT & I am still breast feeding from a Cow's teet!!!!
I went to an allergist then a nutritionist about my seasonal allergies & they both said that Dairy enflames my particular condition. If I could cut it out altogether I wouldn't feel phlegmy or be as lethargic.
I HAVE TRIED TO CUT OUT COW' S MILK.
Um..
It's really hard :(
For me.
Not bc I can't.
But bc I DON'T want to :(
I LOVE the taste! That sounds so nasty:
"I LOVE the taste of Cow's BREAST Milk"
EW!!!!
You see...
I'm allergic to almonds so I can't drink almond milk. Soy milk tastes like powdered water & cocunut milk is syrupy weird.
What's my alternative:
I choose to take my coffee, tea, chocolate syrup, cereal, & cookies, with milk from a mother I have never met. A Cow who has been pumped with steroids to keep her lactating. & Humans came up with a f'd up justification that supposedly it feels good when they milk her bc her teet's are throbbing from her body becoming accustomed to being a lifetime long, human's wet nurse.
EW!!!
But...
Chances are I too will die drinking & enjoying Cow's breast milk. Knowing full well it's not good for my body or the Cow's body.
Selfish gal :(
But it's not MY fault!
Blame my mom bc she kept her tit in her bra & sacrificed a cow's teet.
Besides, no one has weened me off of it!!!
You guys....
I have a new condition: Attachment Moo Methods, I might have just made it up but it's real!
For me.
I get Separation Anxiety whenever I can't eat...
Butter, cream, yogurt, CHEESE!!! Cow's breast milk products are just So Yummy!
Today, bless whatever milk you drink. Almonds we're squished to make it! Mammals were poked & prodded! & I will work on never calling Milk: "Cow's BREAST Milk" again!
EWWW!!!!
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Me in Barcelona ;) |
Xo
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