Disney ruined African WILD!

I keep waiting for Simba to go to the edge of a cliff and ROAR. 

K...

Cray I know. 

But...

Seriously, the WILD is a lot more tame then the Discovery Channel would have you think! 

We saw female lions a foot away just chilln.

Ah!!!

The guide said we were uber lucky bc the chances of seeing a female are NIL. 

It was super cool! 

But I kept waiting for them to ATTACK. 

Or...

SING! 

;) 

Today, play the WILD Animal Game with me! 

Impala=a car

Mongoose= a freestyle bike 

Lion=Simba from the Lion King 

Giraffe=Geoffrey Toys R Us 

Cougar=Mercury Car Manufacturer A.K.A Old Lady Young Man eater

Warthog=Puumba from the Lion King

Hippo=Hungry Hungry Hippo!!!

Elephants=Dumbo

Rhino?! Leopard?!? Any others?!?

Play the game :)

...

This began me thinking about all of my preconceived notions about the WILD African Animals. 

Used for commercial purposes to sell American stuff! 

& it WORKS!!!

Sigh...
I really wanted my Ideas of the WILD to be the reality...

Dance numbers and ALL! 

;)

Xoxo