Toothless Eskimo Woman

Called to check in with a client of mine and she volunteered a bunch of history about her vagina. 

As soon as people hear I got married...

They ask my age (if they are rude)...

Then comes the pause...

"Might I suggest..."

"Have you thought about babies..."

"You are gonna trrrrry Right away, Right?"

Gosh. 

I LOVE my age :)

I am exactly where I am supposed to be, 
Right... 

Now. 

When people "volunteer" information about the vagina and it's age limit...

it makes me feel OLD. 

& I NEVER ever feel OLD. 

I feel vivacious and ALIVE :) 

Hung up the phone and thought, "Man, these people are downers!"

Even if my age puts me at risks, reminding me ain't gonna make me feel better! 

In fact, I feel like an OLD lady. 

Kinda like the Eskimo ladies that get casted off on an ice patch when their teeth get worn down bc they are no longer useful to the tribe. 

Yikes!!!

Today, what is your mental age?!?? 

...

What is your actual age?!??

...

I'm 7 Years off! 

& 

LOVING it ;) 

Xoxo