SLIMED.

I got Slimer'd!!!!

Seriously, there I was happily skipping through my simple little life when...

SLAM. 

I GOT SLIMED.
A nameless douche, who I know the name of, whipped the happy right off my day. 

It's like a Volcano victim who gets hot lava oozed onto them and burn to a churned crisp underneath! 

That was me :) 

It's like when someone sneezes and doesn't cover their nose. 

Spit & boogas fly all over ya! 

That was me :)

It's like in Ghostbusters when

Slimer floated through walls 

and gooped his Slime on everyone! 

That was me :) 

Ya get the idea ;)))

Someone else's "secretions" got spewed. On you.

A part of them, their "secretions", was aggressively glopped on you. 

What to do?!?!

Turn that SLIME upside down :)

SMILE.

It's THEIR "secretions", Not yours. Be glad!!!

They SLIME, Bc they are made of SLIME. 

That's revenge enough that they gotta live their miserable lives spewing negativity rather than spreading JOY. 

Today, who SLIMED you last?!? How long ago?! Did it affect you for minutes, hours or days?! It's bound to happen, unfortunately. 

Any chance YOU could be the Slimer?!? 
Spooing your unhappy "secretions" on others?!?

Turn those letters around...

S-L-I-M-E=

LIMES...?!? 

No...

MILES...?!? 

No...

SMILE :) 

That's the best defense to SLIME. Never let Em see you down ;) 

Xoxo