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Booga Graveyard!!!

Monday, July 23, 2012

EW!
I caught my lover picking his nose & catapulting his boogas behind the couch! The first time he denied it. Second time he said he was harmlessly scratching his nose. Third time I SAW him disc throw his booga behind the couch!!!!

The picture you see here is what I now call the Booga Graveyard.

Here is where boogas GO TO DIE.

This is one of the many joys of cohabiting with a lover ;)

Truth is, I'm kind of a weirdo bc I LOVE learning about other people's idiosyncrasies!!!

I find it incredibly interesting to discover peculiar habits that make each of us individually individuals :)

Along the way I have reluctantly learned a ton about myself.

That I wish I Did Not Know.

Hmm...

Allegedly, again..ALLEGEDLY...I am very...shall we say "musical" in the night.

All day long I hold back the urge to combust & pull my sphincter inward in the pursuit of being a "Lady".

But during my peaceful nightfall slumber I sound "Like a set of bag pipes were jumped on by a GIANT."

Not the cutest Fun Fact! & incredibly embarrassing to learn from the person who you Hope thinks you are the sexiest person on the planet! But apparently at night I am the "Fartiest".

Or more eloquently...I am a "Slumbering Samurai Fart Warrior."

SOOO there's that...

Lol

Today, think of the funny things you have learned about those you live with. Parents, siblings, roommates, lovers...

& What about Your little interesting habitating habits-Any FUN ones come to mind?!??

Take this time to think about how we are all so different and interesting!

In our own individually, idiosyncratic, unpredictably, peculiar ways ;)

Xo

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